Are the pressures, noise and congestion of life in the urban jungle causing you to consider goin country? Be careful what you wish for!
Bat Ejection Techniques Country Survival Course #27
Would be rural dwellers should all master Bat Ejection Techniques (BET). Realtors will never admit to the bat inundation plaguing Americas heartland. Property values would tumble! Amidst all this denial, a seamy cover-up has formed. Copies of Bat Removal for Dummies are burned at country BBQs. But never fear, one former city-slicker gone country is breaking ranks.