Youve just bought a new car. Its the latest model; it has the whiz-bang features that will definitely single you out from the merely mortal driving rank and file. You know you paid a bit (maybe a lot) too much, but with this car you make a unique and powerful statement to all others on the road. This car is as different from the herd as you are! Yet, as you drive this rare sparkling beauty home from the lot you suddenly notice the roadways dotted with several other nearly i…
Making Yourself, And Others, Feel Good With Your Tongue!
How to Make Yourself, and Others, Feel Good With your Tongue!
Paddle Fabrication On The Brown And Stinky Creek!
Weve all been there. Nothing in our sights but nasty threats, impatiently waiting challenges, bad smelling dooms, and impossibly ugly situations. I am referring to the feeling of helplessly sailing into a paralyzing cacophony of menacing boogie-men and purple meanies just ready to pounce. There is a colloquial phrase for this– colorfully expressed as being up a certain particularly smelly creek without a paddle. I think you know what I mean.
Drop The Mirror, And Grab The Steering Wheel!
Imagine your life is like a road trip. Youve packed, you have your bottled water and snacks handy, youve consulted the map and, after much deliberation, youve picked your desired destination. You turn up the radio, and off you go. Minute, hours, days, and years go by. Soon, youve gone through all of your snacks and most of your water. Youve spent a kings ransom on gas and car maintenance, collected an impressive collection of road scarsdings, dents, and flat tiresye…