The irony of the fact that you are here on the internet reading a beginners guide to the internet is not lost on us*, but it seemed like a nice safe subject to start with for our occasional “Beginners Guide” series.
To be honest we don’t know why the hell he wrote this stuff, the bloke is a bit odd and would do well to keep it in his head rather than letting it mushroom unchecked online. His therapist reckons it’s good for him though.